Somewhere along the way, the "Democratic" party decided democracy wasn't so great. They created Super-Delegates. Then they decided to throw the votes of Michigan and Florida in the trash can. I know the 2000 recount was was a long time ago, but wasn't it a motto of Democrats to "count every vote" in Florida?
So clearly the Democrats need a new name because they are not democratic. Here are some suggestions:
The abortion party
The surrender party
The hate Bush party
The high tax party
The affirmative action party
The Audacity of Hope Party
Obamacrats
Hopecrats
Submit your own!
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- The abortion party
Most of the country's pro-choice, dude.
- The surrender party
Most of the country wants us out of Iraq, dude.
- The hate Bush party
Most of the country hates Bush, dude.
The high tax party
- Man, everybody hates taxing the wealthy, man.
The affirmative action party
- That's the issue most people are worried about right now, dude: affirmative action.
The Audacity of Hope Party
- That's the name of a well-reviewed, best-selling book, dude.
Obamacrats
- The Democratic Party is totally an Obama cult, dude. Why, he practically won the nomination unopposed!
Hopecrats
- Man, people HATE hope.
You're right. Democrats have huge branding problems right now.
Touche! But you were supposed to submit your own!
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